Almost Wordless Wednesday

Almost. Got. That. Itch.

Test Results on Toosday

Sheesh, are we DONE talking about me and the V-E-T yet?

Cloud: All my results were NORMAL except one. My pee is very very concentrated. It must be thinking hard.
Since all my kidney tests were normal, the V-E-T said this just means I must get more water in some how. The V-E-T suggested adding water to my food. She said I can eat dry if I really want, but it must have added water to it and should be the purrscription kind. But I can have non-purrscription wet, since right now my V-E-T thinks my concentrated urine is the bigger problem, not my prior PH issues. The good thing is that I told mom that I like the dry food with water added even better than regular dry!!! Mom was so happy! The V-E-T gave Mom some ways to increase my water intake, and also told mom to give us a third litter box. I have to come back in 6 weeks from when the beans finish implementing all the changes. The V-E-T also said she was willing to give me Prozac to try if I still seem very stressed. Mom said me, her, and Daddy will have to have a long talk before putting me on any pschiatric medicines- so we will see about that.

OK, good, finally done talking about all this medical stuff. Now, I'm going to go find some humiliating photos of Niko to put up for the next few days as revenge.

Niko: Hey!!

Looong Cloudy V-E-T Update

Cloud:
Well, I'm back from the noo V-E-T. I like them. They are much more thorough than my old V-E-T, and guess what? They DON'T SHOVE THINGS UP YOUR BUTT! They only stick things in your ear to take your temperature! Yay!!
So, since I peed on the floor again, I had to get lots of tests this time since the foods is apparently not working. Plus the beans say I am still stressed about something.
The noo v-e-t felt my kidneys, and said my right kidney felt slightly bigger than my left one. When the V-E-T said this, Mom got TERRIFIED. (Texas had lymphoma that went into his kidneys). But the V-E-T said it was more likely an infection or a stone if anything, and she said it felt only a teeny bit bigger. She did an X-ray to see if it really was bigger, and also to check for stones.
She said that my right kidney is indeed a little bigger, but only by the tiniest amount. The enlargement is small enough that it might not mean anything at all. She said she saw no stones, but that I was full of feces so it made it hard for her to see all of my kidneys. (When we got to the car Dad said I was full of sh*t. Mean Dad!!)
So, the V-E-T also stole my bloods and my pee. She is doing a SENIOR panel on me (I'm barely an adult!! But it's because it covers a lot of things that can be seen with urinary/kidney problems, not cuz they think I'm old!) and doing a more thorough pee check than the first V-E-T did (they said they were two types- Mom is confuzed on the deetales, but anyways, it's "more thorough").
So for now we will await the results of the pee and blood tests, which should be in on Monday or Tuesday. Hopefully all I have is more crystals and the V-E-T can find a way to fix it.
Until the results come back though, Mom is going to be a worrywart, so if you could please send me some purrs that would be great.

Niko Report

Niko here with this week's Niko Report. Cloud peed on the floor again yesserday, so today Cloud is going to see a noo vet. Mom says she thinks our usual vet just wants to sell us expensive food and not actually help Cloud.
Mom: Ahem, Niko, I didn't put it quite like that. I think they want to help her, but I'm not sure the specific brand they recommend is all that great, and we've been there twice already and Cloud is still not all better. Plus this new vet says they carry several different manufacturers of food and recommend the company and type that they think is best for each kitty.
Niko: Meow-blah, Meow-blah, Meow-blah. Anyways, Mom will be stuffing Cloud into the PTU and then picking up Dad from work and then taking Cloud to the noo V-E-T today. This V-E-T is the same V-E-T that boreded our big brother Texas last summer, and Mom says we might have to stay at their kitty hotel this year- she is still figuring out what she will do with us while they go to the beach this summer.
Cloud:Hey, what's this about a PTU?! And why aren't you just taking us with you to the beach!
Niko: Mom says it's a ten hour car ride each way and that the beach sits next to a GIANT bathtub with no walls!
Cloud: Oh. We'll stay here then, thanks.
Niko:But that's not til September. You just have to go for a quick visit to the V-E-T today.
Cloud: Oh. I guess that's OK then. Why are they driving ten hours to go to the beach anyway. The beach is only 2-3 hours away.
Niko: Mom wants to go to a beach with palm trees.
Cloud: Mom's wierd.
Niko: No comment. Ok everycat, that's it for the Niko report today. See everyone soon!

Fractious Somecat Friday

We do not know who did this. We swear, we don't know. The mouse asploded by itself.
Can you tell which cat was caught with the evidence?

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How about now?
If you want to know, check the comments. Praline is right. Mom got the darn dates mixed up on the autopost again.

No. You May Not Cross.

We've had some comment spam from a company called DirectStarTV. Mom says they seem to be a legitimate company with some rogue agents. She has sent them a nasty letter with the referal IDs that were in the links. Anyway, so Mom is going to turn up the comment security quite a bit, and then after a while, we'll get rid of some, but not all, of the annoying restrictions. Thanks for your patience!
UPDATE: DirectStarTV wrote her back and said that it was apparently some affiliate company of theirs doing bad things and they got rid of them today!

Cloudy Confessional Tuesday

Cloud: Well, I guess it's not really a confession, because I didn't do anything wrong---
Niko: You are allowed to chew on the blind cord now?
Cloud: Yes Iam -
Mom: (raises eyebrows)
Cloud: NOW ANYWAY, my secret, is that---
I AM AFWAID OF BANANAS.
Yes, AFWAID OF THEM.
There is no photographic evidence of this, because Mom isn't going to put a banana next to me and scare me just for a pictor. Good Mom. But Mom eats bananas for breakfast a lot, and the other day I came up to her and said "pet me" and she said "I'm eating" and I said "I don't care- PET ME" and she petted me and put a smidge of banana on her finger and offered it to me. And I HISSED and ran away!! The next day I came up to Mom again when she was eatin a banana and she accidentally dropped the peel when she went to pet me and I hissed at it and ran away again. Mom says I am very wierd, and am apparently the opposite of Pixie (Daisy's late sisfur).
Niko:Continuing the foods report, I gotted TURKEY. Cloud does not like to eat real turkey, only turkey cans, but I do! Mom went to grab 2 of her favorite TV dinner, and there was a turkey one behind the first one, and she didn't realize. Well, Mom doesn't like turkey so she gave me some and I eated it all up. Nom Nom Nom.