Flakes?

Cloud: What a rough night! Mom says that their roommate is a flake (we didn't see any flakes by him though) and he left the toilet lid up and the bafroom door open, and me and Niko snuck in again! Mom heard noises and saw me leaning and drinking out of the toilet! So I got a BAF again!!! UGH! Niko was only playing wif the carpet, so he did not have to get a baf.
Niko: Mom also says there are flakes in our internet connecshin! She's had to unplug the cable modem several times over the past day, and so she doesn't know if our cable company is just haffin a bad day or if we will have to wait for them to come out and fix it eventually or what.
Mom is at work today writing this for us,and when she talked to Daddy a little bit ago he said he didn't see any more flakes, but she is off work the next two days and so if the innernet connecshin goes out again for a longer period of time, she won't be able to get out any more of our messages until Toozday, and doesn't want you guys to worry if that happins.
As long as the innernet connection keeps working, we should be auto-loading a bunch of posts tomorrow sometime, because we haf a lot to catch up on!
Cloud:We never saw any actual flakes by the cable modem, just saw Mom sayin' a few bad words, but whatever, she says the connection is "flaky" anyway. We dun' get that part.