Saturday, January 10, 2009

How to gross out your bean's roommate..

Niko: So Mom and Dad came home from work, and their roommate immediately reported that Cloud smelled badly. Mom said "well, that is why she's called Cloud, Mr. D", and Mr. D said "No, not her farts. HER!".
So Mom picked up Cloud, and thought Cloud did smell a little funny. Mom said she would have Dad help her give me a bath when she got back from fizzical therapee.
So Mom came home, and was about to go get Dad, and she was wondering why on earth Cloud could smell bad, since Cloud seems to be feeling fine and is bathing herself and all. And so she figured she'd go check our room to see what could be amiss. And she found a large "imprint" in one of the litter boxes, and litter scattered everywhere. She figured it out! She figured we were playing THoE through the litter boxes again!!
Now here's the really funny part. She came back upstairs and told Mr. D that she thought we'd played THoE through the litter box, and well, Mr. D is what mom calls "highly germo-phobic". Mr. D went "ewww", said some bad words, said "they've been crawling on me all evening! (what, does he think we are WERMS?!) I'm taking a SHOWER" and immediately RAN FULL SPEED into the bean litter box room. Mom thought it was gross too, she washed her hands of course, but wow, Mr. D was REELY GROSSED OWT!
Then Mom shook her head and said to herself "well, now I can't give them a bath, can I?!" and mentioned something about buying "covered" litterboxes. Well, how do we use them if they are covered?!


Sweet Praline said...

I've got a covered litter box and it's great!

Sabrina, Sam and Simon said...

Niko and Cloud, we all have covered litterboxes and they are fine! We still scatter litter out of them, but we can't run through them. We think you should try one! And our Momma just read about Tesla and Hans, and was crying and crying! We could only hope and purray that they would settle down and don't have to go away, that is why we don't have a dog. I, Sam, got freaked out and attacked Momma when her sister's dog was over, but both Momma and myself got over it. We just don't know what to think or say about the situation ...
Purrs and headbutts,
Sabrina, Sam and Simon

Furkidsmom said...

We have covered litter boxes and do pretty well with them, but we do make a mess once in a while.

Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

Milo said...

I got a coverd box and it's great - there's a little door to get in.

Alfie has got his own teeny weeny baby litter box 'cos he's still a baby - and last weekend I decided to use it - when I stood on the edge it tipped over and flicked poop grit just about everywhere.

Mom didn't tell me off 'cos she knew it was an accident - but she said I've got to stick to the BIG BOY's poo box from now on (the one with the cover!)

Alasandra said...

We have always had covered litter boxes except when we were very little. ~S,S & C