Dear Mommy

Dear Mommy:

We demand to know who all these people are. Those strangers are still here. There is a guy who looks like a much older version of daddy. There are people that look like the strange lady that came over Friday night. And then there's a nice lady who looks a little like Daddy, only a lot-oops- a LITTLE- older than Daddy. SHE says to call her "Gram Maw".
Hmm...all these peeples. And that strange Uncle Fwank is here too. And your roommate who usually hides in his room is out here wif everyone else.

And everyone is all eating TURKEY- except for you Mom, cuz you're a vegetable tarian.
This is all very confusing to us. We think this seems like what we've heard Fanksgiving is supposed to look like. Are you all sellebrating Fanksgiving a few days late because that's when Daddy's family could come vizit? Is that wat is going on?

So you say these people are Daddy's family, Daddy's sisfur-in-law's family, and Uncle Fwank?

It's our furrst Fanksgiving Cellebration! This is cool! TURKEY TURKEY TURKEY TURKEY!

Love,
Niko and Cloud
P.S. We've heard that everyone is going to visit MomBean's Mom in a few hours and we are getting abandoned! If you abandon us, we will trash the house. We love you. We are Very Good Kittens.