So Dad put this strange tall green thing in our living room today. It looks like the trees outside, only it doesn't taste like them, and believe us we've tried to eat it!
It also has these lights on it.
We keep trying to eat the tree and the lights, or attack it, or climb it, but mostly eat it, and this seems to be confusing our parents.
We think they have forgot our names.
They keep calling us strange names, like:
"STOPEATINGTHATNOW!", "GETOUTOFTHETREE", "NOTATOY" and "DOYOUWANTTOGOTOTHEBASEMENT?!"
The seem very annoyed about our new names, too.
We dun get it...